THE average daytime quickie now lasts just two minutes, a survey reveals.
A spontaneous bonk in 2023 took two and a half minutes — but got shorter last year.
The two-minute romp usually take place between 10am and 3pm, the survey shows.
That compares with 4mins 10secs of passion during a morning lay-in from 6am to 10am.
A WFH lunchtime love-in — usually between noon and 2.30pm — typically lasts 4mins 30secs.
Afternoon antics — from 2.30pm to 5pm — stretch to 5mins 4secs.
Teatime frolics from 5pm to 8pm slow to 5mins 10secs.
“Normal” nookie from 8pm to midnight lasts 5mins 24 secs.
But the most lingering lust happens after midnight — and takes a leisurely 7mins 10secs, according to the survey by affairs dating website Illicit Encounters.
Its relationships expert, Jessica Leoni, said: “Brits like their romps like their tea — quick, satisfying and at all hours of the day.
“The humble quickie is standing the test of time — albeit getting even speedier.
“Perhaps we’re all busier than ever. Britain’s bonking round the clock.”
Illicit Encounters questioned 2,000 members for its survey.
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