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My man has a 2.8 inch micro penis – his army mates compare it to dental floss but here’s how our sex life REALLY is

Her boyfriend’s manhood has been compared to dental floss by his army mates and even mocked by his own mum. 

Now Penny Talbot has revealed what she really thinks about Jake Timms’ micro-penis – which measures in at just 2.9 inches. 

Photo of Jake Timms and Penny Talbot.
Penny Talbot has revealed what she really thinks of boyfriend Jake Timms’ micro-penis
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Army veteran Jake previously told us that he’s proud of his mini member

According to the “Am I Normal?” study, 5.16 inches (13.1cm) is the average length of a penis when erect. 

Just five per cent of erect penises are bigger than 6.3 inches (16cm) long.

Penny, 33, a former healthcare assistant from Hereford, has been in a relationship with veteran Jake, 36, for almost two years. 

Jake previously told us he’s proud of his artful todger and “it’s not the size that matters, but what you do with it”. 

Here, Penny reveals what she thought the very first time she saw Jake’s mini member, their secret to a satisfying sex life and how she responds to the teasing. 

I have been with Jake now for nearly two years and I have absolutely no complaints in the bedroom department. Far from it!

For me, it isn’t just about the penetration and climax of sex, but the foreplay and everything that leads up to that. 

Jake and I have a very healthy sex life and I’m always left satisfied. 

We were friends before we got into a romantic relationship, and mutual mates had mentioned his micro-penis to me so I was already aware of it. 

And, when we started dating, Jake brought it up straight away. 


But he wasn’t embarrassed about it at all, in fact I would say he was proud of his size. 

I think he just wanted me to know in case I was disappointed, but that wasn’t the case at all. 

When I saw Jake’s penis for the first time, I wasn’t horrified, it was the opposite. I thought it was absolutely perfect. 

Eighteen months ago, I underwent a hysterectomy due to endometriosis and I felt very sore and delicate down there for a long time. 

His mates ask me, ‘how do you put up with his small willy?’

I was told by doctors that sex would be painful, so actually Jake’s small penis size was perfect because it didn’t cause me any pain. 

People always ask me if Jake’s penis is the smallest I have ever had, and to be honest I try to blank out all my previous sexual partners! 

I mean, yes, he is below average, but for me it’s never been about the size of a man’s willy. 

There are lots of other ways to spice up your sex life and for you both to be left satisfied in the bedroom, and believe it or not, it doesn’t all just come down to your bloke’s manhood. 

We use sex toys, like vibrators, but again nothing too big as I am still quite delicate down there. 

Man standing in a field with his Rottweiler.
Jake firmly believes good things can come in small packages

We like to dress up and do role play. I love to buy naughty underwear. It’s so sexy. 

For us, it’s all about the foreplay and we love experimenting.

Jake gets teased all the time over the size of his todger, mainly from his old army mates. 

It’s just typical boys’ banter, and I’ve heard them refer to his willy as a piece of dental floss before, but he just laughs it off. 

Jake’s mum even giggles along when he jokes that his two older brothers got all the goods.

For us, it’s all about the foreplay and we love experimenting

But I don’t escape the teasing either. 

His mates ask me, ‘how do you put up with his small willy?’ and they make jokes about him not being able to satisfy me, but they don’t know what they are talking about. 

While Jake doesn’t care, I do defend him. I just tell them that ‘my sex life is great thank you’ and that he is ‘perfect’. 

What is a micro penis?

IN adults, the condition refers to any penis smaller than 2.8 inches in length.

In infants, a micro penis is classed as any penis that is less than 0.75 inches in length.

This is considered significantly smaller than a “normal” male newborn’s penis, which is between 1.1 and 1.6 inches in length when stretched gently.

My mum and sister know about his size, which is a bit embarrassing as it isn’t something you really want to discuss with your family. 

But as long as I am happy, which I am, I don’t think they really care what goes on in the bedroom. 

Some people have suggested to Jake that he should have a penis enlargement, but that would be my worst nightmare. 

Thankfully he doesn’t want one as he is very confident with what he has got. 

He says, “it is what it is, why should I change it?” and I totally agree. I would be horrified if something went wrong in surgery. 

And anyway, why fix something that isn’t broken? It works perfectly fine as far as I’m concerned. 

To anyone out there who is worried about the size of their fella’s penis, I would say just don’t make it an issue, be more adventurous and have some fun. 

The most important thing is that you are both comfortable – and satisfied, of course!

Photo of Jake Timms and Penny Talbot in a car.
Penny and Jake have been in a relationship for two years
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Jake admits his mum has even poked fun at his penis size
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